Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.