so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
