Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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