What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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