Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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