Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Farmville is her only friend.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The adults are the big ones right?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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