you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You can't just leave with hair like that
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
