Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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