Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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