your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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