So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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