I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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