I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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