let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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