just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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