I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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