I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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