Barsexuality is the new black.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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