He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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