Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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