It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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