you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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