What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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