would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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