I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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