he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We talked him into tasing himself.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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