remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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