# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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