did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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