You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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