You made me cry and you don't even care
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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