was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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