Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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