No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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