what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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