There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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