I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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