Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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