My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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