A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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