She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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