So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Party on wayne
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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