Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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