I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
