Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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