Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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