Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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