Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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