what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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