I have demons in me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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