i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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