i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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