my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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