Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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