I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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