There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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