HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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