glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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